Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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