She's JV to your varsity
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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