My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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