Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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