No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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