well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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