So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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