David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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