party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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