They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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