I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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