Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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