We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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