margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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