I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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