my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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