i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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