We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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