why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
never play flip cup with pint glasses
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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