Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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