Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
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