508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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