these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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