we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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