LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
