what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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