I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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