Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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