Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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