It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
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