just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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