I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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