i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Randomize