Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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