You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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