I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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