Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Where is the hickey?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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