I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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