Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
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