that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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