You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Randomize