That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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