handjob tips. give me some.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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