it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
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