Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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