i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Randomize