i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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