Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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