i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
Randomize