how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
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