I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
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