that's an acceptable place to lick
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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