I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
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